You could have just shot me in the face but no you had to fucking tear out my heart and soul instead thanks for being so god damn HUMANE TUMBLR WHY YOU DO THIS
I just tried listening to the song and couldn’t get through 10 seconds of it.
All hail feast days! Unmitigated abundance is fun for the whole family. If you love turkey AND yams AND cranberry sauce, you’ll probably also love a Ford with technology AND style AND storage. Now there’s something to be thankful for.
Created by Joe Vaughn
This is a sponsored ad that popped up on my page, so I feel guilty for reblogging it and feeding something I hate, but…
WHO PLANS TO EAT THAT LITTLE ON THANKSGIVING. COME ON.
We’ve mentioned this, haven’t we? Hope you’ve lined up the hard cider and live streaming. -Fred