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Bad British baseball commentary

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:17:42 -0400

jkottke:

Ok, it’s no NFL bad lip reading but this fake commentary by a British broadcaster of a baseball game is still pretty hilarious.

He runs in to bowl…Mork and Mindy, that’s going for six! No! Caught by the chap in the pajamas with the glove that makes everything easier. And they all scuttle off for a nap.

Greg - be prepared for my commentary on the Nats game this Thursday!

I can only hope for this kind of commentary, to be honest, Ryan X)

npr: npostlife: Would you eat a nine-patty Wendy’s burger? Are...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:43:42 -0400

npr:

npostlife:

Would you eat a nine-patty Wendy’s burger? Are you amazed ANYONE would?
Well, no one can anymore, because the fast-food outlet in Manitoba that had been assembling the “T-Rex” burger from Wendy’s trademark square patties and lots of processed cheese has decided to axe the burger from its menu, for, uhh, “obvious reasons.”
[@Flow935/Twitter]

How many pounds of meat is that, I wonder? — tanya b.

I hope that whoever’s tried eating that made sure to bang a gong before going at it.

buzzfeedsports: Due to a rare blood disorder, Nick LeGrande can...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:36:52 -0400

buzzfeedsports:

Due to a rare blood disorder, Nick LeGrande can no longer attend baseball games. But thanks to a Google robot that mimicked his motions, Nick was able to throw out the first pitch on his 14th birthday.

Tumblr has opened me up to so many heartwarming baseball moments. Thank you Tumblr ;.;

gallant-z: thebostonninjaturtle: god-is-dead-and-i-killed-him: ...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:44:27 -0400

gallant-z:

thebostonninjaturtle:

god-is-dead-and-i-killed-him:

TMNT Birthday Cake my amazing and talented friend made for my kids 5th birthday!

FYI she lives in the Baltimore/DC metro area and may be resuming her cake making business in the near future. If anyone wants to get in touch with her to potentially place an order or see her other work please send me an ask :)

i need this cake…NOW, i do not care if my birthday is in december

THEY ARE F%*KING ADORABLE OMG

I love the pizza slice on the van heh heh.

"It’s really a wonder that I haven’t dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and..."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:09:38 -0400

“It’s really a wonder that I haven’t dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart”

- Anne Frank

Anne Frank was born today in 1929. This quote is from her diary, “The Diary of a Young Girl” which was written while her family was in hiding during the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands. She died in 1945 and her diary was published in 1947 by her father, Otto Frank. You can get a copy of her diary at the library.

(via nypl)

nerdachecakes: My video for Seventeen Magazine’s Pretty Amazing...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:41:00 -0400

nerdachecakes:

My video for Seventeen Magazine’s Pretty Amazing Contest!

I’m one of 5 Amazing finalist in Seventeen’s #PrettyAmazing contest! It’s an incredible opportunity- one girl will be on the cover of an issue of Seventeen, and win a $10,000 scholarship from Neutrogena!

You guys know I love to win stuff, right? It takes just a second. Literally. Even if you have already voted, reblog this so other people can see this. I do so love the internet.

[And yes, that is Cricket at the end. It’s a clip from our newest tutorial from Baking for Bros, this Thursday!]

Let’s win this one! For Nerd Girls! For Nerd Cake! For ASGARD! FOR NARNIA! For that that one time I was kicked out of a Dennys for ordering a plate of just bacon and whipped cream. Worth it.

Vote for Me Here!

Vote for Ant!!

(and check out that theme song! ;) )

nerdachecakes: Surprise! I’m one of 5 Amazing finalist in...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:24:45 -0400

nerdachecakes:

Surprise!

I’m one of 5 Amazing finalist in Seventeen’s #PrettyAmazing contest! It’s an incredible opportunity- one girl will be on the cover of an issue of Seventeen, and win a $10,000 scholarship from Neutrogena!

You guys know I love to win stuff, right?

Let’s win this one! For Nerd Girls! For Nerd Cake! For ASGARD! FOR NARNIA! For that that one time I was kicked out of a Dennys for ordering a plate of just bacon and whipped cream. Worth it.

Vote for Me Here!

Go, Ant!

coelasquid: tsarbucks: migratingwhales: In his five short...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:42:20 -0400

coelasquid:

tsarbucks:

migratingwhales:

In his five short weeks of life, Orbit hasn’t met many other owls.

So he isn’t at all worried that his new best friend doesn’t hoot back.

The orphaned chick is perfectly content in the company of the stuffed bird perched next to him and is never far from his side.

Orbit, a common barn owl, was given the toy by Lyndsey Wood, his carer at Folly Farm, near Narberth in West Wales.

She said: ‘A friend suggested that I find something like a toy owl to stop Orbit feeling lonely.

‘I thought he might try to eat it, but he just cuddles up to it and goes to sleep.’

OH MY GOD

Oh no this is as sad as it is cute.

:”“”“”“”“”“”“”

Photo

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 21:36:51 -0400

philadelphiaphillies: VOTE NOW I mean seriously… this...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 21:26:07 -0400

philadelphiaphillies:

VOTE NOW

I mean seriously… this guy just will not stop hitting homers. Eat your heart out, Justin Upton.

bestrooftalkever: bbbrad: Star Spangled Banner Cymbal...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 18:28:00 -0400

bestrooftalkever:

bbbrad:

Star Spangled Banner Cymbal Fail

This kid’s reaction is a perfect metaphor for everything.

I love this kid.

Are you kidding me

thefluffingtonpost: PHOTO OP: Nap in the Park Via...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 12:45:07 -0400

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Nap in the Park

Via jovialkaleidoscopes.

I wish I had duck powers.

New [Score.] blog post! “Behemoth” Big bad beastie...

Thu, 30 May 2013 22:43:39 -0400

New [Score.] blog post! “Behemoth”

Big bad beastie boss fight tune for your listening pleasure as well as some possibly useful MIDI workaround stories!

philadelphiaphillies: The Phillies showed a nice montage of...

Thu, 30 May 2013 21:40:52 -0400

philadelphiaphillies:

The Phillies showed a nice montage of Shane Victorino during today’s game. Shane acknowledged the fans and received a standing ovation from the entire stadium.

Yay!

tmbgareok: I’ll Sink Manhattan, from television long...

Thu, 30 May 2013 21:36:14 -0400

tmbgareok:

I’ll Sink Manhattan, from television long ago…

Flood may be my personal favorite album, but TMBG’s first two albums (and their b-sides) are probably their best works overall.

tmbgareok: If you love the graphics of film openings, go to...

Wed, 29 May 2013 13:23:27 -0400

tmbgareok:

If you love the graphics of film openings, go to this beautiful site http://annyas.com/screenshots/

For Ryan

An exclusive stream of the previously unheard version of...

Wed, 29 May 2013 09:47:00 -0400

An exclusive stream of the previously unheard version of Talking Heads performing ‘Psycho Killer’ featuring Arthur Russell on cello. http://ow.ly/lfwRH

Love the addition of the cello! Tinges the song with a little more horror and adds a bit more depth.

philadelphiaphillies: Lack of run support has started to make...

Tue, 28 May 2013 22:51:14 -0400

philadelphiaphillies:

Lack of run support has started to make Cole go a little bit insane and do things like casually stand behind Billmeyer during an interview wearing a Boston Police vest because he thinks it’s hilarious. Don’t worry Cole we were laughing with you, not at you.

Just imagine if he still had the ‘stache!

Unstoppable.

Tue, 28 May 2013 22:36:13 -0400

Unstoppable.

fireandshellamari: LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE HE...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:12:00 -0400

fireandshellamari:

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE HE IS

Squeep!